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Subject: Strange things that you likely didn't know
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

TOILET PAPER / PAPER TOWEL-OVER OR UNDER?
"Hmmn I think this all goes to Einstein's theory of relativity, if you have a force of gravity equal to the mass of the roll and the speed at which you pull is near that of an unknown quantity defined by the necesssity of the situation wherein said force is applied with a greater impact it may be best to suggest leaving it on the floor until the relative factor(read as "family") is entered into the equation at which time it becomes necessary to just hang it as quickly as possible without regard to direction."
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had never paid for them yet. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellooooo"? (I told him). "Hey it's been a year"! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore!